A Little Lunchtime Fun

"Almost A Wooden Bird" (AlmostAWoodenBird) 06/03/2015 at 13:14 • Filed to: bluetooth, doug demuro

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While reading !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , I remembered a time recently that I spent in the Nissan Rogue, attempting to use the Bluetooth system. Now, for some reason all Blueteeth have different interfaces that all lead you to believe they are the best, which they are not, but this particular tooth de la blue stores your name and a little audio clip of yourself.

So, when you ring up the BT, it says “Select pairing from list of names” and then you get a list of random people who have driven your car saying SHARON or TED T-E-D or Michael, and so on.

As this particular rogue was a rental, and I just had it for a day, I deleted KAAARA and paired my phone. The nice Bluetooth lady asked me for a name, so I decided on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOMGOMGOMGOGMWRq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Essentially I just yelled for a long time. So whenever the Rogue called up the Bluetooth menu, your options were suddenly Sharon, Ted, Michael, and my rage scream. Always nice to stay entertained with technology.

carfanatic63 > Almost A Wooden Bird 06/03/2015 at 13:25

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I really want to rent a car after you now just so I could hear this.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Almost A Wooden Bird 06/03/2015 at 13:41

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That is friggin genius.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Almost A Wooden Bird 06/03/2015 at 13:43

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A great idea!

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Almost A Wooden Bird 06/03/2015 at 14:18

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I would set one under the name Obama.

“My bluetooth pairing doesn’t work now! Thanks Obama!”

Almost A Wooden Bird > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 06/03/2015 at 16:37

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Oh man that would be genius. “Uhhh this is Barack Obama’s Blackberry”